We're All CrAzY

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

jaeger-relatable:

getting ur period like

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stitching-puppet:

willyciraptor:

snapsaplenty:

nocturnaljourneyman:

austrias-panties:

paranoid-rhythm:

jungobakoba:

eyecandybutts:

damedaniel:

did-you-kno:

Source

hot dads for all

MOVES TO JAPAN

god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:
"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!
You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”
One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.
i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.

OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪(交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—

aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN

what a world we live in

literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg

I’m gonna buya guy

wHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

stitching-puppet:

willyciraptor:

snapsaplenty:

nocturnaljourneyman:

austrias-panties:

paranoid-rhythm:

jungobakoba:

eyecandybutts:

damedaniel:

did-you-kno:

Source

hot dads for all

MOVES TO JAPAN

god i clicked on the source expecting it to be a joke but it links to the actual site and they have a twitter and everything. i clicked on their about page and here’s the description:

"This is a service where you can rent a middle aged man with skill and experience who is undoubtedly good looking for just 1000 yen per hour!

You can make them go out with you, talk with you, do your errands, put them to work, or just hang out at home with you. How does it sound?”

One of them is a pro baseball player and the other one (the one pictured above) is a stylist. Reservations start at a minimum of 2 hours.

i’m going to cry i’m so tempted to actually do this.

OMFG The site even says “出張レンタルもOK♪(交通費は実費” Meaning that as long as you pay for their travel expenses, etc., they can come overseas too JFC SOMEONE STOP ME FROM—

aRE YOU SAYING I COULD IMPORT A JAPANESE MAN

what a world we live in

literally irl middle aged high school host club this is amazing omfg

I’m gonna buy
a guy

wHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

What kind of hat did the taco make the burrito?

A beanie

Why?

it was a little chili outside

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sweet-bitsy:

dendropsyche:

weloveshortvideos:

French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime

no way. no way. absolutely not. no.

WHAT A PUP

jaclcfrost:

tklee13:

jaclcfrost:

i’m going to handle this stressful situation the best way i know how to

the way that i handle most things that are stressful

the way that is most productive and helpful

by crying

Crying relieves stress hormones

i think i’m doing crying wrong and that i’ve been doing crying wrong for a long time

foxyplaydate:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

WHAT

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

charlesoberonn:

Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.