i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
wonder woman of earth 23
↳the multiversity 1
for real though look me in the eye and tell me which is more likely for these two
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.